Hunter shoots the first endangered wolf seen in Kentucky in 150 years

This is sort of an object lesson in why "hey, I don't recognize that thing, better shoot it" is not the most adaptive outlook on life.


This guy woke up snuggling with a fox instead of his girlfriend

What's that next to you in bed, so fuzzy and warm? Hint: It's not actually your significant other.


Guinea pigs disturb German town with loud sex

They're up all night til the sun, they're up all night listening to guinea pigs getting lucky.


Watch a bull terrier nurse cute baby goats using special milk pants

You can call these "raw milk pants" if you want, but they'll always be a weird diaper/bra hybrid in my mind.


Fashion tips from nature, in adorable comic form

It's time our tank tops had false heads to distract our predators. Three words for fall 2014: BIRD POOP CAMO.


Your daily aww: Abused donkey wears pants to heal

This donkey got soft, fly-proof pants so his fur can grow back without pesky bites. Your heart will break, I'm warning you.


Hold on to your balls! This fish will eat them

The pacu is like a piranha ... except it's known for biting testicles. And now it's loose in Scandinavian waters.


Awesome farmer builds his pigs a mudslide, just for kicks

One can only imagine the gush-gush-SLURRRP noises and happy oinks that followed.


Need a distraction? Here’s the baby penguin live cam

Decidedly rock-and-roll pengiun parents Floyd and Roxy gave birth to fuzzy li'l babies you can spy on.

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