8. Did you know the Earth is, like, hurting? With global warming and stuff? Totally. “I don’t know what all this means,” admits synergistic multi-platform Disney entertainment conglomerate Miley Cyrus. Luckily, “tomorrow becomes another day.” Some of us grumpy post-pubescents might point out that tomorrow, insofar as it’s not today, is already another day, but hell, we’re just old! The kidz can make a diff! Wake up, America! As if you could sleep through this.
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