You may have seen these cans popping up in some of your local convenience stores and gas stations. If not, blame Four Loko’s clever urban camouflage design. This alcoholic energy drink is like the bastard child of an orgy involving a Steel Reserve 40 ounce and about four Red Bulls hopped up on Crystal Lite. With 12 percent ABV and enough sugar and caffeine to fuel Justin Bieber’s 12th birthday, it is only a matter of time before the FDA and others throw the Loko in the Looney Bin.
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