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Smirnoff Ice

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And finally, Smirnoff Ice. This mystery malt beverage, and choice drink of teenage girls everywhere, doesn’t have to disclose its ingredients according to the Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau. That’s a little scary. But if undisclosed ingredients aren’t enough to bar Smirnoff Ice from your backyard picnics this summer, how about the threat of public humiliation and “frat” style demoralization? Here are a few examples of ways to save you and your “bros” from ever willingly drinking a Smirnoff Ice again.

Hungry for more? Be sure to check out 12 things you should never put in your mouth.