Michelle Obama’s global veggie caliphate nears fruition

Socialist food police, Stephen Colbert is on to you. In Tuesday’s show he weighed in on the creeping threat of big government food labeling, traitor fifth column Walmart, and Michelle Obama’s plan to substitute dietary fiber for moral fiber. Americans, rise up! Don’t let the government tell you that the food you’re eating contains no actual food! Don’t let Walmart force you to buy a vegetable!