‘Piecycle’ makes it OK for hipsters to eat dessert
It’s like a hipster Mad Lib: Skinny guy with [handlebar mustache/fedora/giant glasses] delivers [pie/cupcakes/pot brownies] on a [bicycle/bicycle/bicycle]. In this case, the skinny dude is a University of Washington student named Max, the cranial accessory is glasses, and the confection of choice is pie, recently dubbed the new hotness by the always-with-it New York Times. The total package, of course, is called the Piecycle. Inevitably.
Perhaps you’re wondering if he has vegan options. Does the hipster Pope wear a lumberjack hat?