Everyone's favorite bridesmaid Pippa Middleton likes hot, wet … underground energy sources. The younger sister of the newly crowned Princess of Wales just took a job at ex-boyfriend's geothermal energy firm, which is looking to use underground stores of hot water to generate electricity.

Pippa will be lobbying the British government for a licensing system for the company's work. We hear she has a nice butt, and since government bureaucrats have little light in their lives, that'll probably be an asset in her new gig. (Her other jobs include running a party planning firm and an online magazine for Party Pieces, her family's company.)

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