You remember Survivaballs, don't you? They're the ultimate solution to a planet gone crazy with excess thermal energy, marketed directly to the executives most responsible for all this climate change.

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Well, now someone has turned oil rig escape pods into the ultimate climate-immune hotel. If you favor adaptation over mitigation, this is the love nest for you! Harness up a few extras for your offspring and you might even stick around long enough to repopulate the planet.

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Each survivapod is only 14 feet in diameter and sports little in the way of amenities beyond a chemical toilet. But what do you expect from castoffs that cost their current owner as little as $1,400 apiece?