Even though, really, he’s not sexy
Even though, really, he’s not sexy. So scrawny and white-bread. PETA adherents are even nuttier than I thought.
They voted Coldplay singer/guitarist Chris Martin and American Idol country crooner Carrie Underwood as the hottest herbivores. I’m taking that as an insult to us foxy veggies everywhere.
My picks from the list of celebs offered up as meat-eschewing hotties: Radha Mitchell, Angela Bassett, Fiona Apple, Esai Morales, and Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, and John Cleese. (Weirdest candidates: G. Gordon Liddy and Mary Tyler Moore.)
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