The CIA has apparently been green for years — yet somehow, nobody managed to find out. But the secret-keepers’ Chantilly, Va., campus was just outed as neerg gniog (that’s code for “going green”). The new campus is LEED certified and features a green roof, preferred parking for carpoolers, energy-efficient equipment, waterless urinals, and more. We’d tell you more, but then we’d have to kill you. Or kidnap you and fly you to secret prisons offshore to be tortured. Or maybe, just maybe, we’ll go old-school and support a coup against you. (But don’t worry, we’ll buy carbon credits to offset everything.)
