With Election Day looming, this Halloween may be even spookier than usual. Elect to send your loved ones a Grist e-card — just to show them that you scare. (And check out last year’s cards — still fresh and sendable!)

Hope Your Halloween Doesn't Suck
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Dear Planet,
Mm, you look luscious.
Your land is so curvy,
your oceans so moist,
your tar sands so … tender.
Meet me when the sun goes down?
Love,
Big Oil

Hope Your Halloween Doesn’t Suck!
Have an Energy Independent Halloween
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Witches and goblins do frighten
And zombies my heart rate do heighten
But the one I fear most –
More than any old ghost –
Is the creature McPalin O’Biden.

Have an Energy Independent Halloween