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4 Mar 2006 3:04 AM

Chuck Norris strikes yet again.

By Sarah K. Burkhalter

And while I’m at it:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Ah, minutes of entertainment.

Sarah K. Burkhalter is Grist’s project manager.

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