Get out of there, dolphin. You are not pollution. You are a dolphin.
Get out of there, dolphin. You are not pollution. You are a dolphin.

We are generally happy to hear about dolphins in the vicinity of New York City, but like any tourist without city experience, they might do well to get a guidebook that will keep them out of rough areas. Because Brooklyn’s Gowanus Canal, which is a Superfund site, may be a perfectly hospitable environment for algae, microbes, plastic bags, and so forth, but it’s really no place for a dolphin. And yet, a dolphin is there.

Here’s video of authorities trying to rescue the poor thing: