I thought that I heard you laughing, but here's why you should take that bold claim seriously.
Siemens commissioned the windy version of Blue Danube Waltz to celebrate its 448-turbine wind farm.
First up: the great white shark. Or, as Snoop puts it: "Damn, he didn't even chew BLEEEEEP he just swallowed. That's coldblooded, man."
Do not try this at home (adding salt to a beautiful gin & tonic, that is).
Kids hit Earth pinatas and spill oil on the Antarctic in this funny and too-real video.
Does the media have you worried about the coming kalepocalypse? Take a deep breath and gulp of that green juice, and read this.
Despite the fact that the bus was empty, the fox only took up one seat. If only all encroaching wildlife (including humans) were so polite.
"Rolling coal isn't just a smoke-belching public nuisance," says Stephen Colbert. "It's a smoke-belching public message."
Parasitic isopods? Blobfish? Deep-sea vampire squid? Don't let the Great Pacific Garbage Patch hit you on the way out, ocean.
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