Oh, you probably thought zebras were just docile, pleasant horsies that enjoyed dressing like a smarmy playboy's sheet set, huh? Well joke's on you, because apparently they've been biding their time waiting to avenge themselves on humans for threatening their species and putting them in captivity. The first volley: A zebra at the National Zoo bit a zoo staffer this morning, who had to be rushed to the hospital.
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