Show them all the Jonas they possess inside. It's easy to smirk at Selena and MileyThey don't seem to work, and they're far too smiley.And when they record a new eco-song,Who can afford to listen for long? But here is the thing us fogeys must know:When tween angels sing, even if the songs blow, The messages hurled in each sappy chorus Will help save the world -- for the next ones, not for us. Hat tip to Ecorazzi -- if you give hat tips to people who make bad songs burrow into your brain.
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