Sarah Miller

Cities

Mexico City has an awesome masked defender of pedestrians, and we’re jealous

Do not attempt to run over pedestrians in Mexico City. You will find yourself face to face with Peatónito.

Food

For just $65 and the cost of a trip to Japan, you can have a gummi bear that looks just like you

This gummi portrait is being promoted as a romantic gift. Because who doesn't want to gnaw the head off their boyfriend from time to time?

Food

Wasted? Eat this burger the size of an IKEA lamp

In a world of gross burgers they just keep outdoing themselves. WTF.

Food

Please enjoy this cartoon of tubby, fast-food-eating animals rolling around like balls

It's a two-minute video of fat, round, bouncing animals.

Living

Socially and sexually deviant species of octopus shares room with preteen girl

They discovered a new kind of octopus. In the 70's. But we're just talking about it now because it's roomates with a 10-year-old girl.

Food

How now, happy cow? Why I deferred my reckoning with meat

Six weeks without meat left our provisional vegetarian still hungering for flesh, so she visited some farms and gave herself more time to think it over.

Living

Watch rescuers save an injured bald eagle hit by a car on the highway

A real bald eagle was hit by a car. Please think good thoughts about him and remember he is actually an eagle, not an emblem.

Climate & Energy

Meet Green Ninja, the extremely earnest climate change superhero you didn’t know you needed

He's coming to save us from climate change. He's green. He's a ninja. He's Green Ninja.

Business & Technology

This car runs entirely on coffee, just like you

It's a vehicle powered on coffee. There's no annoying barista so you've got that going for you.

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