Do not attempt to run over pedestrians in Mexico City. You will find yourself face to face with Peatónito.
This gummi portrait is being promoted as a romantic gift. Because who doesn’t want to gnaw the head off their boyfriend from time to time?
In a world of gross burgers they just keep outdoing themselves. WTF.
It’s a two-minute video of fat, round, bouncing animals.
They discovered a new kind of octopus. In the 70’s. But we’re just talking about it now because it’s roomates with a 10-year-old girl.
Six weeks without meat left our provisional vegetarian still hungering for flesh, so she visited some farms and gave herself more time to think it over.
A real bald eagle was hit by a car. Please think good thoughts about him and remember he is actually an eagle, not an emblem.
He’s coming to save us from climate change. He’s green. He’s a ninja. He’s Green Ninja.
It’s a vehicle powered on coffee. There’s no annoying barista so you’ve got that going for you.