Adolph the tortoise was found in 1942 in a suburb of London called Muswell Hill, crawling around in a hole left by a German bomb. No one knows how he got there. But given the rest of the story, it's clear to us that he probably had the bomb dropped directly on him and survived. In fact, he probably threw himself on the bomb to save London.
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