Articles by Ted Alvarez
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We are literally breaking polar bear penises now
It seems we shall spare the polar bear no indignity: PCB pollution is weakening the species' penis bone.
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Picky eaters — like penguins and my cousin Jables — could starve under climate change
Specialist eaters like chinstrap penguins could face species-ending food shortages, while generalists like gentoo penguins thrive.
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See your new favorite parts of Earth (and Middle-earth) in 4 minutes
You'll never need to board a carbon-spewing plane again.
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The Senate will vote to decide if climate change is real
Other things Senate to vote on the existence of: time, the moon, vegetables, Jean Claude Van Damme.
