Click to embiggen. (Photo by Andy Wana.)

As I always say, a woman needs a man like I need a fish-bicycle. Which is why I got married, I guess, because I need this fish-bicycle pretty bad.

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Click to embiggen. (Photo by Chris Reynolds.)

The glowing anglerfish bikes are by Group D Creative Collective from New South Wales, Australia. The group built the fishmobiles for a light show called Vivid Sydney (which, as a bonus, kind of sounds like a stripper name). But they would also clean up at my local Kinetic Sculpture Race — at least, if these fish can actually swim.

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