Good news for people who don't know shit about dick: You can now teach science in Tennessee! The state legislature has passed a bill saying that if "science" "teachers" don't personally believe in evolution or climate change, they're free to represent them to students as kooky conjecture. Because forcing teachers to teach science is a form of fascism! Or socialism! I don't know the difference, I took political science in Tennessee.
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