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From Pork to Poke


By Sarah van Schagen and Sarah K. Burkhalter
01 Aug 2008
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Meat Fedora

Eat your hat

Tried to go whole hog, but still have leftovers? Haberdash over to this site to save your bacon. Because "one always looks neat, in a hat made from meat."
 
2

Crop of the Kreme

Put a spring in your step with these grass-lined flip-flops, created by Krispy Kreme to give stressed-out workers a walk in the park. They'll grow on you -- just donut forget to water them!
Krispy Kreme Grass Flip Flops
 
3
Pine Box of Chocolates

Death is like a box of chocolates

Pushin' up daisies? Sleeping with the fishes? Stone-cold dead? Burning in hell? These eco-coffins have you covered.
 
4

Off road

One down ... millions to go.
Range Rover Spy Car
 
5
Tree ... hugging?

Tree "hugging"

We knew rubbing sticks together could create sparks ... but we didn't realize it could create an NSFW video about coming together -- for forests, natch. Hey, we know a Norwegian couple who might be willing to help ...
 


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Sarah van Schagen is Grist's assistant editor.
Sarah K. Burkhalter is Grist's news producer.
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What the hell, no "off the twig"?

I'm so not talking to you guys today

If a twigg falls in the forest but nobody is there to hear it, it's probably best because there is bound to be cussing.
Nice hat

Haha, nice hat.

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