As I'm sure you've noticed, if you are the sort of person who likes to relax on the weekend by reading about past environmental catastrophes, this Monday is the 25th anniversary of the Exxon Valdez oil spill.
Happy anniversary, Exxon Valdez oil spill! If we were married, we would give you silver. But we're not married, except in that way we all are inextricably bound together in a global web of shared ecology. In which case you probably wouldn't want silver anyway, because of the downstream effects, so let's just keep it at congratulations.
So: 25 years after Capt. Joseph J. Hazelwood downed several vodkas and left the Valdez poised to strike Prince William Sound's Bligh Reef at four minutes after midnight, what is the spill's environmental legacy?