YO! It’s Ted and Jen and we’re here to say,
Grist needs your help in a major way.
Dawg, we’re cursed, this $#*! is wack!
Gotta speak in verse so we’re spittin’ rap.
We’re way behind and beggin’ on our knees.
Grist needs your help to earn some G’s!
3,000 gifts: That’s the magic number,
To break the spell and feed our hunger.
Please grind out a gift if you can,
And we will bank another 25 grand.
If Grist has helped you learn or laugh,
Please send some dough on our behalf.
See how this curse got us straight trippin’.
Fresh Ted and DJ Jazzy Jen
Grist Master MCs
P.S. Giving online make you a wreck? You’re also welcome to send a check: Grist, 710 Second Avenue, Suite 860, Seattle, WA 98104.
P.P.S. If we reach our goal by May 15, Grist will receive $25,000 from a generous donor.
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