Hey, here’s a joke! Why did the ducklings cross the road? To stop my fucking heart.
Everyone makes it across the road OK, but there are a couple of really close calls, which will probably make you leap to your feet and call for the immediate ejection of humans from Earth. But it’s still worth watching for the sense of relief that descends once all the babies make it across in one piece.

Macklemore credits Seattle parks with launching his rap career
What the frack do we know? (Not much)
Holland is better than we are at everything
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