It's not a fossilized dong; it's a significant paleontological discovery. That happens to LOOK like a fossilized dong.
A pine marten bit a soccer player. We know what a soccer player is, but WTF is a pine marten, other than something that bites them?
You know what we're talking about. The dressers, the couches, the chairs, the books, the records, the lumber -- the stuff that makes you think "I want that! But I'm not going to bother picking it up right now!"
Releasing them into the "wild," in this case, means something pretty specific: the bison will likely hang out on the 30,000 acres that Prince Richard of Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg controls.
This baby is being raised by a zookeeper after being abandoned by her mother. Good luck feeling satisfied with your life ever again.
Oh sure, penguins. You're soooooo good at walking on ice. Well, if you're the ice experts, how come you keep falling on your adorable asses?
Smart streetlights that light up when they're needed might be coming soon to a park near you. To creepily spy on you.
The USDA's Food Access Research Atlas shows where it's hard to access fresh food, as well as what percentage of residents can't walk to a supermarket. In a lot of places, it’s a lot of people.
Images of a volcano taken from the International Space Station are useful to geologists because they detail the early stages of eruption, and useful to the rest of us because they are awesome.
We've devised the world's shortest survey to find out what kind of actions our readers are taking. You know you want to.