This cover literally looks like a Photoshop someone mocked up to make everyone on the masthead look like asses.
If you put it together right, IKEA's Frosta is a simple stool. If you put it together wrong, it's a cute kid-sized bicycle.
Modern Farmer has a guide to choosing a chicken. The only problem: It wasn't in Cosmo quiz form. We fixed that.
As a rule, we do try not to eat anything that has "ethanol" in its list of ingredients.
Paris is finally catching up with those cutting-edge trendsetters in Ohio -- the City of Lights has decided to follow the herd and use a flock of adorable sheep as lawnmowers.
The beefed-up star wrote a letter to the National Milk Producers Federation asking it to end the practice of dehorning cows.
It's a chicken in a sweater. What more do you need to know? Oh: You can also knit your own, if you know a chicken with goosebumps.
A 12-year-old girl kidnapped in Ethiopia was found several days after her abduction, safe under the watchful eyes of three lions.
Well, OK, not quite. But this is as close as you're going to get.
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