The fluffy cow above isn't just any cow. It's a show calf, one of the Honey Boo Boos of the bovine world. (Honey Moo Moo?) It doesn't get that fluffy by accident or by nature. It's coddled, primped, and trotted out to impress the world.
Cattle farming is an awfully energy-hogging enterprise to do just for show. But, dear god, these cows are so damn fluffy, they look like you could take them to bed and cuddle with them like a stuffed animal. How can we deny those cuddly bovine butts?
Oddity Central explains:
These cows don’t belong to any particular breed. They are show calves, a cross between two different high-quality breeds, bred for bovine show-business.