Stephen Colbert thinks we should frack children’s brains
Stephen Colbert has a little background for you on fracking companies and the gag orders they’re imposing on children as young as seven.
“We need some way to change what they think. Maybe … I don’t know, maybe drill into their skulls and inject new thoughts into their brains under extreme economic pressure, to shatter those old thoughts and extract positive messages about fracking.”
What could possibly go wrong? Besides flaming tears.