Time to get naked and start a fight. (Last week: fear, loathing, and Honey Boo-Boo.)

Blood worms are showing up in Oklahoma’s tap water:

i-quit

Glenn Beck will fire you for using CFLs:

too-late

Man wakes up with a ladyfox in bed where his girlfriend should be:

take-care-of-her-ryan-gosling

Kittens delayed the New York subway:

no-emotional-control

Cycling panties are cute and cushion your sexy bits:

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Supposedly your dishwasher can cook your dinner as it washes dishes:

no-touching

Guy steals girl’s bike, and then she steals it right back:

dont-start-no-shit

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