Doiy Design’s Fixie pizza cutter lets you combine your two main loves: bikes and pizza. (We assume these are your two main loves because we assume nobody’s preferences have changed since third grade.)
Maybe you’re fed up with the lack of bike infrastructure in your city — take out your frustrations by offroading this pizza cutter right through your food. Those city bureaucrats can’t keep you from riding on any pizza you want! Alternately, maybe you’re celebrating a bike marriage proposal, or you’re carbo-loading for your next road race, or maybe you just can’t stand to not be touching a bike at all times. Whatever the reason, the Fixie has you covered.
Unless you need to cut your pizza in multiple gears. You weirdos will have to wait for the Freewheel pizza cutter.
Bicycle Pizza Cutter, Toxel.