Who needs a planet when you can have Earth Ball? Each kit comes with a spray bottle of acid rain, spillable mini-barrels of oil, and printouts of irrelevant environmental legislation (ouch! My heart!). Practice up, kiddos. If you’re ever going to keep up with your parents, you have a lot of terrible habits to learn.
Thanks to the kids big and small at the Upright Citizens Brigade for the too-real video.
- Kids Destroy the Planet , Pocketwatch
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