NASA is drawing dicks all over Mars

Looks like the Spirit and Curiosity rovers got bored.

After reading this incredible note, you’ll wish YOUR bike got stolen

In an ideal world, bikes would never get stolen. In the real world, this is the perfect way to get away with it.

This map will tell you where to forage for food in your neighborhood

Falling Fruit lists locations of fruits and vegetables free to forage across the world.

Chili peppers might help develop new medication for migraines

Chili peppers and migraines cause pain in the same way. Researchers hope this discovery has led to a miracle drug.

If you can’t grow your own aerodynamic mullet, you can buy one instead

You don't have to grow a mullet to sport this most aerodynamic of hairstyles. And you don't have to be ashamed to love it.

This sustainable vibrator started out as a joke, until everyone wanted one

Sex toy company Lelo thought this sustainable vibrator was a funny April Fools' joke. Everyone else thought it was a great idea.

Europeans are buying two bikes for every car

America, you have some catching up to do.

New York has to choose between its High Line and its kinky sex parades

The High Line makes New Yorkers face up to what sort of city they want -- one that's exciting, but little bit rougher around the edges, or one that's safe but maybe a little bit tame?

If life gives you invasive pythons, make handbags

Florida state officials have been looking for a way to monetize their python problem, and New Yorker fashion designers have a solution.