Democrats make your skin crawl? Republicans make your eyes bleed? Well, good news! There’s a whole bevy of third-party candidates who have thrown their hats in the ring for president of these United States. Maybe if the two major parties can’t win your vote, you’ll find someone on the outside who can. Here’s a sampling of third-party candidates, compliments of this handy guide:

John McAfee

John McAfee — who has been variously arrested for drug manufacturing, driving under the influence, and possession of an unlicensed firearm, as well as named as a person of interest in the murder of his neighbor — is technically a wanted fugitive in Belize. But here in America, he’s a Libertarian candidate for president. The founder and nominee of the Cyber Party — as well as the developer of the first commercial anti-virus software — McAfee is running on a platform of, in his words, “Privacy. Freedom. Technology.” McAfee has vowed to run an online-only campaign, which makes it especially unfortunate that his website doesn’t work. He has no plans to visit Belize if elected.