Vote for Mulvar, the true green candidate (also comes in 200 colors)
- Eyes generate precious fuel, i.e. no need for drilling in ANWR.
- Useful as floating device in case of severe hurricanes. [Note: Not actually useful as floating device.]
- Feed bird.
- One apple per person program!
Forget Romney. Forget Obama. HOPE … for Mulvar.
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