Come On Y'all

But — Rex Tillerson can’t really be his name, right?

Isn’t it a little too perfect for one of the largest oil profiteers in history and our future Secretary of State?

The evidence:

Is Rex Tillerson his real name or did he change it to sound like an oil tycoon?

— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) December 13, 2016

Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State wow X Exon exec, his name is adequate for a dinosaur pushing fossil fuels feel real sorry for progress

— Michelle Rodriguez (@MRodOfficial) December 14, 2016

Wait, wasn't #RexTillerson the name of the guy Blanche dated who made her do his laundry? pic.twitter.com/MezDhz8TjE

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) December 11, 2016

wasn't rex tillerson the name of the name of the villain in the jason segel muppet movie

— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) December 14, 2016

Actually, that was Tex Richman, but Rex and Tex would get along just fine.

Katie Herzog

Dec 15, 2016