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Nathan Johnsons battle it out for the vice presidency.
Conservative independent presidential candidate Evan McMullin put “Nathan Johnson” down as a placeholder for his Veep, which means my name will appear on the ballot in as many as nine states. When I learned I might be the next vice president of this great nation, I didn’t shy from the spotlight. NPR put together a spot tracking down Nathan Johnsons — including me, and a musician who pointed out that some of the most famous pieces of music started out as placeholders. That turns out to be a complete fabrication, but seems to be what works in this presidential race! I’m just glad I got to leverage this to further my enormously profitable career plugging moringa.