pizza
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Pie in the sky: Wood-fired pizza and air quality issues
No matter how attached we might be to that super-heated crust, the traditional ways aren't automatically the healthiest.
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Nick Offerman eats pizza from trees in this sadlaugh of a video
Want to know where your kids' cafeteria lunches are coming from? Luckily for you, Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) is on the case.
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Pizza-flavored beer: Two great tastes that probably do not go great together
Locally produced pizza-flavored beer sounds less than reasonable. It sounds, actually, kind of gross.
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Homeland Security breaks up cheese-smuggling ring
Cheese is expensive in Canada. Really expensive.
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Finally, a pizza you can eat three times a day
Dreams do come true: Eating pizza for every meal could be perfectly healthy. Only catch: You’d have to be eating the “first nutritionally balanced pizza.” A pizza that has seaweed in the crust. Which is to say, not exactly the pizza you’d want to eat if you were going to eat pizza every day. Created […]
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Cheeseburger-crust pizza is not even recognizable as pizza
We need to think of a new name for the monstrosities that pizza companies are coming up with, because, really, this is NOT pizza: [youtube http://youtu.be/MWDwZWCfp64] Pizza Hut is selling this mutant creature in the Middle East, where, if the ad is to be believed, ordering a hamburger at a pizza place is a GIANT […]
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Domino’s thinks pizza is too complicated for calorie counts
Domino’s doesn’t want to tell you how many calories are in that Bacon Cheeseburger Feast pizza, so they’re pulling out the Teen Talk Barbie defense: “Math is hard!” According to the company, there are 34 million ways to customize a Domino’s pizza, all of which result in a meal that tastes like wet cardboard. With […]
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‘F*ck You Pizza’ is the logical endpoint of current junk food trends[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ooD04tSj-QU] Humanity has apparently given up on inventing new forms of junk food, and is instead nesting existing forms inside one another like some kind of hideous fast food Turducken. I was on vacation when the mini-cheeseburger crust pizza happened, so I was blissfully spared awareness of that until today, but I did not miss […]
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Oh my god, hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizza, humans are no longer authorized to make food
What is wrong with all of you?
