Our Elevator Pitch Contest brought in over 150 entries — a number I’ll happily refer to as “whopping.” I know I said I’d pick the winner but … it’s just too dang hard. So I’m going to let you, dear readers, vote for your favorite. Voting will stay open until, well, people stop voting — say a week?

Have at it!

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