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Q. What's the most sustainable way to shave my man-scruff so I don't look like such a dirty hippie? I know, I know, not shaving at all is the way to go, but damn if it doesn't start itching too bad.
Q. What is the most environmentally friendly/responsible hair removal method for women (legs and underarms)? Shaving, waxing, laser removal, something else I've never heard of? (I realize the most environmentally responsible way might be to not remove the hair at all, but I've decided not to take that route at this point.)
A. Dearest Wade and Caitlin,
My, society is a funny beast. Thousands of years of evolution have come up with a highly successful model for the human body – all that leg, face, and underarm hair included – and what do we do but work ourselves into a tizzy over how to get rid of it. I appreciate your sheepish acknowledgment of that fact, you two, but worry not. You’ll hear no rants in favor of au natural grooming from me today.
What you will hear, however, is a gentle reminder to keep things in perspective. Individual choices do matter, and we should always strive to do the best we can. But the carbon emissions associated with razor blades versus electric razors versus waxing, etc., pale in comparison to bigger-ticket choices like transportation, home energy, and diet. So let’s get into some recommendations here, then transfer that care and energy elsewhere.