Press release fun

Just got a press release that begins thusly:

David,

Your support powers solutions-focused climate reporting — keeping it free for everyone. All donations DOUBLED for a limited time. Give now in under 45 seconds.

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Secure · Tax deductible · Takes 45 Seconds

Stories like this don’t tell themselves.

Make others like it possible. Your support powers solutions-focused climate reporting — keeping it free for everyone. Give now in under 45 seconds.

• One Time
• Monthly 💚

• $120
• $300 💚
• $365
• Donate

• $10
• $15 💚
• $25
• Donate

Secure · Tax deductible · Takes 45 Seconds

Who knew that saving the earth could be as simple as switching brands of paper towels, napkins, facial or bath tissue?

And I’d been so worried!