Peepoo bagA rotting Peepoo: what a load of crap.Photo: Sustainable sanitation via FlickrWhen poor people don’t have a loo,
They pee and poo wherever it’s easy to,
But it’s gross for them and the planet too.
So Peepoople invented a biodegradable loo.
It’s a little bag for doing numbers one and two,
And after they planted it, they saw that it grew
Tasty food for people to chaw and chew.
Don’t sweat bad microbes on the doo-doo.
This potty bag zaps them right off too.
So if you can’t find a potty, get a clue,
And pick up and plant the nearest PeePoo.