Well hello there, West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin! The last time we checked in with you, you were literally putting a bullet into climate change legislation. And today you're celebrating the opening of a new plant that will turn coal into gasoline, which is pretty much the single worst possible technology we could pursue if we want to preserve a livable climate.

Manchin claims the new plant will use technology that is "cutting edge," which is true if by that he means "cutting-edge about 70 years ago when the Nazis used it to fuel their Kriegsmaschine." Back then, a little vegetarian man with a funny mustache was running out of oil, but he had plenty of coal, so he used it to make synthetic fuel.

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In the spirit of that funny little man, Manchin is currently lauding a technology that will more than double the effective greenhouse-gas emissions of cars running on gas created by this plant.

If "coal to liquids" technology goes mainstream in a world in which oil stays expensive, it would pretty much guarantee that we'd end up burning every last joule of coal in the ground. The Germans have a word for that, too: Klimakatastrophe.