Articles by Ted Alvarez
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Exxon revolutionizes energy by delivering it straight to your face
ExxonMobil puts energy in your lawn, on water, on birds, and in your pants so you'll never have to go without.
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How to survive election-day insanity
Election Day is here, and it's all over but the shouting -- and the boozing, and the eating, and the recounts, etc. Here's how Grist readers plan to survive the night.
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Rap battle: Save us from ourselves [VIDEO]
Dawg, we're cursed, this $#*! is wack -- gotta speak in verse, so we're spittin' rap. Now we don't mean to put on the squeeze, but we need your help to earn some G's.
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Nine out of 10 psychos agree: Heartland’s bonkers climate billboards need company!
The Heartland Institute's billboard campaign linking belief in climate change to mass murder and global genocide ended way too soon! We're remedying that. Herewith, more psychos and maniacs share moments of zen and proven wisdom.
