Exxon revolutionizes energy by delivering it straight to your face

We blab a lot about distributed energy, but ExxonMobil’s doing something about it. Its patented delivery system — now undergoing beta testing in Mayflower, Ark. — puts energy in your lawn, on water, on birds, and in your pants so you’ll never have to go without. Check it:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FkoIS41v30]

More Mayflower reading:

• Exxon’s Arkansas oil spill ain’t pretty [SLIDESHOW]
• Arkansas town in lockdown after oil spill nightmare
• Good news, Arkansas: Tar-sands oil isn’t oil-oil
• ExxonMobil spills chemicals in Louisiana while cleaning spilled oil in Arkansas