Critical List: Captain Planet movie in the works; the U.N. considering climate peacekeeping force
The producer of Transformers is backing a live-action Captain Planet movie, which will teach children about environmentalism and green mullets and the periodic table of elements (earth, air, fire, water, and heart!). Next can we do a live-action G.I. Joe Knowing is Half the Battle movie? Because it will be just as fun.
Climate change could lead to conflicts so contentious the U.N. might need a separate peacekeeping force to deal with them.
Climate denier Lord Monckton also doesn't believe in the House of Lords' right to tell hereditary peers like him that they're not members of the chamber, even if legally, they're not. What’s British for sticking your fingers in your ears and going “LA LA LA”?
In New York, microwave sensors give transportation officials the power to de-jam traffic by messing with traffic lights.
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