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I’m smoking and drinking, but I’m doing it IRONICALLY

The Minneapolis Bike Messenger Association is selling saucy calendars, which are bursting at the seams with 13 months of bike-enhanced rumps. (I guess bike messengers don’t know how many months are in a year.) They sent us a few pictures — that’s the least buttocky one above, just to ease you into it, but after the fold it gets REAL.

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My Halloween costume is a hipster wolverine that got into a pumpkin patch
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Wait till I tell him where the treats REALLY are.

If you’d like to see more men with good glutes, dumb hats, and questionable facial hair embarrass themselves, you can buy a copy of the calendar here for $10 plus shipping.