Back in 1962, Brendon Grimshaw bought Moyenne Island, in the Seychelles, for £8,000 (which at the time would have been about $22,000). He started living there in 1972, and since that time he's been the island's only permanent resident -- aside from the 120 giant tortoises for whom Grimshaw's island is a sanctuary. The video above features an obnoxious dipwad getting fake-overexcited about everything ("oh my god, there's a TORTOISE on your PORCH!!!!"), but ignore his capering: Grimshaw is genuinely cool.
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