Well, I learned something new today: Extremely avid railroad fans are called “foamers,” because they foam at the mouth when they see exciting trains. And this guy definitely needs a drool rag, and possibly a Xanax and a long time-out in a rehab center. If Trainspotting were actually about trainspotting, this is basically what you’d get.

Between the orgasm noises and the bewildered shouts of ecstasy — “OH MY GOD, LISTEN TO THAT HORN, OH MY GOD OH SHE’S BEAUTIFUL” — this is clearly the new Double Rainbow.

We cannot WAIT for the remix.