Ultimate green car drops your carbon footprint to zero, by killing you
As usual, leave it to the Onion to tell us about the really innovative green breakthroughs, the ones so-called “real” news sites won’t report on simply because they are fake and also morally reprehensible. In this case it’s the Prius Solution, the first car that can reduce your carbon footprint to zero, because it kills you with a spike as soon as you get in.
New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner, The Onion.
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